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A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her tits and says: "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow." Then he grabs her pussy and says: "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens." She turns to him smiles, grabs his dick and says: "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother!" Source: Jokes
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