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Thu 07 Aug 2008 04:53:PM
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Once upon a time in a land far away
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a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you howevere, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't ****** think so.
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hilarious! A surprise ending... Too Funny!
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Yay, Dawn! And thanks to chaz for the forward.
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