0 members (),
283
guests, and
32
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
S |
M |
T |
W |
T |
F |
S |
|
|
|
|
|
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
There are no members with birthdays on this day. |
#44048
Tue 03 Mar 2009 12:49:AM
|
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 537
Payload Specialist Level 1
|
OP
Payload Specialist Level 1
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 537 |
The cost of a brain
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.
"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you wi ll have to pay for the brain yourselves.."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirk ed.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH
|
|
CMS The Best Conveyancing solicitors conveyancing quotes throughout the UK
For any webhosting enquiries please email webmaster@aus-city.com
|
|
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 64,175
Launch Director
|
Launch Director
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 64,175 |
Brains is good.
|
|
|
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 537
Payload Specialist Level 1
|
OP
Payload Specialist Level 1
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 537 |
Yups they ares
|
|
Forums60
Topics688,392
Posts723,006
Members2,957
|
Most Online3,142 Jan 16th, 2023
|
|
|