Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "No!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End

Whaddup sista? i iz lovin dis, you iz hangin good me homey. I iz thinking lik dis cud b real, i iz guna do dis, just u wate n c. i tellin ya i got da moves.

AHAHAHAHAH your so funny alisa how did u get that hellerious thing

I iz dune gud my sista and TVSATzzzz. I iz lucky dat clever peeples send me cule stuff like dis.

U try dis den gurl, I wate n c! U do got da moooves.

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I iz guna think ov one for ya. TVSAT u iz cool u iz, u made me larf. Krankkkkk it uppppp brova!!