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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240238?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]I've had it with all these monkey fighting snakes in my monkey fighting pants on my monkey fighting plane [Strange][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240110?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Man with a gluten-free diet may not be competent to stand trial [Sick][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240336?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music includes tunes from Aztec Camera, China Crisis, OMD, and Hunters & Collectors. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #601. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240270?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Inmate swallows mobile phone before search rather than hide it under bed or in toilet. Guards now have his cell number [Dumbass][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240274?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Wait, hang on a second, you're telling me that putting a blanket over a baby that is far too heavy for them to push off them is a BAD idea? [Obvious][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240214?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Pentagon admits that, whoa, maybe choosing to save a little money over years by downsizing its available number of trained combat surgeons wasn't really a well-thought plan [Obvious][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240088?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]I don't know about you, but if my nickname was 'Pee Wee', I wouldn't go exposing myself to shoppers at Target, Walmart, and Burlington stores. Just sayin' [Strange][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240108?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Principal that showed up with McNuggets and Grimace shake to have sex with student pleads guilty [Followup][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240112?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]So go ruck yourself [Interesting][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240104?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Today in H5N1 updates: Is "hold onto your butts" a question or an answer? Because this is beginning to feel like one of those situations [Obvious][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239954?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]University offers scholarships to students expelled of Gaza war protests (possible nsfw content on page) [Awkward][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13237254?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Photoshop this Art Deco gazelle [Photoshop][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239914?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Please clap. Or else [Dumbass][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240034?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Ex-congressional candidate accused of killing man in Las Vegas hotel room dressed as 'Ken,' court records allege witness coverup, then it gets weird [Weird][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239558?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Fark NotNewsletter: May Subscription Drive - if we can get 1,000 new TotalFark subscribers in the next 30 days Drew will fight Mike Tyson* [FarkBlog][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240006?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Day 799 of WW3. Mordor claims new great victory over Ukrainian post office in Odesa. Meanwhile, Shoigu claims Russia will increase military production capacity by application of pixie dust and unicorn farts. This is your Thursday Ukraine War thread [News][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13240024?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Florida realtor discovers rare basement below hidden iron door where Florida man can go do Florida things [Creepy][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239816?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Update on the floating pier, floating dock, and floating causeway to get supplies to Gaza. It should be operating in a week [Followup][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239904?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Now that Arizona has officially thrown out the 1864 law permitting no abortions, what comes next? A bunch of bureaucratic procedures that'll keep abortions banned for months [Followup][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239788?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Pyrotechnics at Portales Peanut Processing Plant Puts Plant in Peril [Obvious][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239834?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Shootie Swiftie [Spiffy][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239832?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]The most interesting article you'll read about getting voting machines to remote locations. Man, India is serious about voting [Interesting][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239920?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]Police ordered the machete-wielding man to comply, but he just couldn't hack it [Sad][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239860?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]So, anyway, he started blasting [Scary][/url]

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Source: [url=https://www.fark.com/comments/13239654?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]AM radio may be going away, upsetting dozens of Americans [Interesting][/url]