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by Webmaster - Tue 09 Jun 2026 08:00:PM
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Significant earthquake of magnitude 5.0 just reported 22 km southwest of Prosperidad, Philippines
• Strong mag. 5.0 earthquake - Mindanao, Philippines, on Tuesday, Jun 9, 2026...
• World Earthquake Report for Tuesday, 9 June 2026
• Moderate magnitude 4.8 earthquake 110 km southwest of Tambolaka, Indonesia
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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked if he had money in the bank.
He replied. 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'
The patient replied, 'Send the bill to my brother-in-law.
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