A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,<br /><br />"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things.....<br /><br />1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.<br />2 - The bouncer is a blonde gal.<br />3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<br />4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.<br />5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.<br /><br />Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"<br /><br />The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times