|
0 members (),
258
guests, and
29
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
S |
M |
T |
W |
T |
F |
S |
|
|
|
1
|
2
|
3
|
4
|
5
|
6
|
7
|
8
|
9
|
10
|
11
|
12
|
13
|
14
|
15
|
16
|
17
|
18
|
19
|
20
|
21
|
22
|
23
|
24
|
25
|
26
|
27
|
28
|
29
|
30
|
31
|
|
There are no members with birthdays on this day. |
#26474
Sat 22 Jun 2002 10:06:PM
|
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 381,903
Launch Director
|
OP
Launch Director
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 381,903 |
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:<br /><br /> (1) I do physical labor.<br /> (2) I work at great depths.<br /> (3) I plunge head first into everything I do.<br /> (4) I do not get weekends off or public holidays.<br /> (5) I work in a damp environment.<br /> (6) I don't get paid overtime.<br /> (7) I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.<br /> (8) I work in high temperatures.<br /> (9) My work exposes me to contagious diseases.<br /> ______________________________________________<br /><br />Dear Penis,<br />After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, management rejects your request for the following reasons:<br /><br /> 1. You do not work 8 hours straight.<br /> 2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.<br /> 3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.<br /> 4. You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.<br /> 5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.<br /> 6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.<br /> 7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.<br /> 8. You'll retire well before reaching 65.<br /> 9. You're unable to work double shifts.<br /> 10. You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.<br /> 11. And as if that was all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.<br /><br /> Sincerely,<br /> The management
|
|
CMS The Best Conveyancing solicitors conveyancing quotes throughout the UK
For any webhosting enquiries please email webmaster@aus-city.com
|
Forums60
Topics687,229
Posts721,840
Members2,957
|
Most Online3,142 Jan 16th, 2023
|
|
|
|
Copyright 1996 - 2023 by David Cottle. Designed by David Bate Jr. All Rights Reserved.
By using this forum, the user agrees not to transfer any data or technical information received under the agreement, to any other entity without the express approval of the AUS-CITY Forum Admins and/or authors of individual posts (Forum Admins and DoD/USSPACECOM for the analysis of satellite tracking data).
Two-line elements (TLE) and all other satellite data presented and distributed via this forum and e-mail lists of AUS-CITY are distributed with permission from DoD/USSTRATCOM.
Reprise Hosting
|
|