A man had great tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.<br />"No," he says. "The seat is empty."<br />"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event in the world and not use it?"<br />He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.<br />My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away.<br />This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."<br />"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible.<br />But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"<br />The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."