An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage.<br />Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.<br />Finally the old gentleman decided it was time broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.<br />"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."<br />The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one word or two?"