After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.<br /><br />So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.<br /><br />The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.<br /><br />The redneck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest fella in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."<br /><br />"Trust me," said the doctor.<br /><br />So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.<br /><br />He held the can up to his ear and began to count:<br />"1"<br />"2"<br />"3"<br />"4"<br />"5"<br /><br />At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.<br /><br />This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Alabama, Mississippi, West Virginia and Tassie.