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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"<br /><br />The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars.<br /><br />Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.<br /><br />Come back and tell me what you learn from that.<br /><br />So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!<br /><br />We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great college!"<br /><br />The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, " I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"<br /><br />The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"<br /><br />The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"<br /><br />The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts and a fag."
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