One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.<br /><br />First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."<br /><br />"Very ! good, Suzie," replied the teacher.<br />She then called on little Michael.<br /><br />"My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."<br /><br />The teacher responded, "Excellent, Michael!"<br /><br />Then, she reluctantly called on little Johnny.<br /><br />"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said "Beautiful, just beautiful!"