President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,"Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"<br /> <br />The barman says,"Yep, that's them,"<br /> <br />So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a realhonour. What are you guys doing in here?"<br /> <br />Bush says, "We're planning WWIII ".<br /> <br />And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"<br /> <br />Bushsays, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blondewith big tits.<br /> <br />The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill ablonde with big tits?<br /> <br />Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulderand says, "See, smart ass?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 millionIraqis!"