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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old<br />farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next<br />day.<br />The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some<br />bad news, the donkey died."<br />Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."<br />The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."<br />Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."<br />The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"<br />"I'm going to raffle him off."<br />"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"<br />"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."<br />A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened<br />with that dead donkey?"<br />Kenny said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars<br />apiece and made a profit of $898.00."<br />"Didn't anyone complain?"<br />"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."<br />Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
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