A scruffy young bloke walked into the local unemployment office, marched straight up to the counter and said , "G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."<br /><br />The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur for his 18 year old daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided. Because of the long hours of this job meals will also be provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is $200,000 a year."<br /><br />The bloke said "Nah, you're that's bullshit!"<br /><br />The man behind the counter said "Well you f***in' started it!"