SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.<br /><br />GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.<br /><br />COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.<br /><br />DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.<br /><br />I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.<br /><br />WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.<br /><br />OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.<br /><br />DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.<br /><br />ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.<br /><br />I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.<br /><br />HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?<br /><br />DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.<br /><br />And my favourite!<br /><br />IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.