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this prince saw a pretty girl he said good day she said how do u do he gave her a kiss she turend into a ugly girl he was stuck with her for the rest of his life and lived horrebley ever after she ate all the food farted did her bussnes on the floor the prince got sick of her kicked her out of the castle she was tryng to kill him he got all killers then she got killled she came back alive frome her goo insthead of blood he ran away to a far far far far country and never saw hwr again THE END
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Clever story TVSAT, why don't you try to post a happy version of that story, how about if the prince saw an ugly girl and she became pretty can you tell us a story about that now? We like happy stories. Have a go sweetheart.
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Wow, what a shocking fairytale! Could the prince have worse luck or what!
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there was this prince who saw a ugly girl he gave her a kiss she became pretty then she became a princess of old lade country then she gave money to every person she had a gold thrown a CHOCOLATE FOUNTAN and 100 karet jewlerey she live d happly ever after THE END
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Great extremes TVSAT! Keep your wonderful imagination flowing!
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Brilliant TVSAT, how about a story that is half bad and half good now?
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there onece was a fat ugly lady walking to the prince's palace then she burped burrrrrp then it smelt like toilet and fish she fasrted it smelt terrable then the prince was GOING TO KILL HER SHE WAS UGLY FAT BURPING LOSER SO THE PRINCE PUT A PRETTY SPELL ON HER SHE TURNED PRETTY NO FARTS NO BURPS HE MADE HER DRINK A POTION TO MAKE HER SMELL NICE AND STAY HOTT AND PRETTY FOREVER THEY GOT MARRIED IN A CHAPPEL THEY LIVED HAPPLY EVER AFTER HAD 3 KIDS AND LIVED HAPPY ALL HER LIFE
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Wow, what a freakay story TVSAT. It is interesting to note some things that are seen as "bad" are things that happen rather naturally, such as weight gain and having "gas". Here's my take on the story: There was a man who saw girl. She looked a bit plain, not all that "hot" in his book, so he didn't even talk to her. But his friend liked the shine in her hair and her eyes, and he thought she had a cute smile so he went up and talked to her.
He took her on a date and found out that she was very smart and nice. On the second date he found out she was a good cook, too, well at least of tuna casserole.
After several dates, he was madly in love and when he finally asked her to marry him, he was pleased to find out she was also loaded with cash. Well, at least enough for a good honeymoon and down payment on a house.
And even though she fluctuated in weight, burped a bit, and tooted on occasion, the man didn't mind as he did, too. And after a lovely spa bath together each night, they both smelled reaaaal nice.
And the friend who didn't even talk to the girl, was still unmarried and not even dating as he was too picky. The end...
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