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Source: [url=http://www.fark.com/comments/9814793?utm_source=feed&utm_medium=comments&utm_campaign=fark]What to do when drunk, in a random house alone? Set a fire, tell arriving firefighters your wife and dog are in the house and then steal the fire chief's car. YAHTZEE, with mugshot goodness [Dumbass][/url]