The dog next door
Paddy and Mary are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's dog barking. It had been barking for hours and hours.

Suddenly Paddy jumps up out of bed and says "I've had enough of this".
He goes downstairs.

Paddy finally comes back up to bed and Mary says, "The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?"

Paddy says "I've put the dog in our yard. Fookin' see how they like it now!"



Kaye