Q) Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
A) It didn’t have a haunting license.

Q) What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?
A) The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!

Q) Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
A) Because they were trans-parents!

Q) Which ghost is the best dancer?
A) The Boogie Man!

Q) Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
A) It raises their spirits.

Q) What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A)Bamboo.

Q) Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?
A) It dampens their spirits!

Q) What part of a house do ghosts and spirits avoid?
A) The living room.

Q) Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
A) Because you can see right through them.

Q) How did the little ghost learn to play the piano?
A) By using sheet music

Q) Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A) For the Boos.

Q) Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A) Mali-boo.