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How To Respond To Pickup Lines:
“I’m here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy.” “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”
“Haven’t I seen you someplace before?” “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
“Is this seat empty?” “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
“So, wanna go back to my place?” “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
“Your place or mine?” “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
“I’d like to call you. What’s your number?” “It’s in the phone book.”
“But I don’t know your name.” “That’s in the phone book too.”
“So what do you do for a living?” “I’m a female impersonator.”
“What sign were you born under?” “No Parking.”
“How do you like your eggs in the morning?” “Unfertilized!”
“I know how to please a woman.” “Then please leave me alone.”
“I want to give myself to you.” “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
“I can tell that you want me.” “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you... to leave.”
“If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.” “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
“Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?” “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”
“May I see you pretty soon?” “Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
“I’d go through anything for you.” “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
“I would go to the end of the world for you.” “Yes, but would you stay there?”
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